During that same interview in which he took a dig at Richard Sherman by saying the New England Patriots “win with graciousness,” Tom Brady said he won’t be watching Super Bowl XLVIII. So, not a Bruno Mars fan then?

Technically, Brady’s quote shouldn’t have been “I couldn’t care less,” as his wording suggests there are things he does care less about than watching the Super Bowl. Presumably, that list of things includes razors and non-furry boots.

Can you blame Brady for wanting to sit out the Super Bowl? It’s hard for me to watch the next episode of The Bachelor after my favorite contestant goes home without a rose.