Remember two weeks ago, when it seemed like the San Diego Chargers were finally going to be forced to get rid of "Doctor" David Chao? Of course you remember. I was dancing! Well, I'm dancing no more.

Three independent doctors have unanimously ruled the Chargers' doctor is "totally exonerated" from a player union protest he is unfit to serve in his current role, a club source said Saturday.

A "club source", eh? You mean someone that might benefit from Chao being "totally exonerated" called up Doogie Gehlken and told him that Chao had been "totally exonerated"? Well, that's that, I guess. Can't argue with facts. Especially when those facts are "totally" true.