Way back in April and for much of May, we were really worried about Jimmy Rollins' offense. Well, by we I don't mean many of us here at TGP, but rather much of the rest of the Phillies fanbase. His bat was slow. He had lost his power. He could do nothing but pop up. He was resting on his laurels after milking the team for millions in the off-season. He was old and was just counting the days until he'd wind up on the DL and never have to play again. He was a loafer who didn't care anymore.

Basically, for about 45 days of baseball, to the Philadelphia fanbase, Jimmy Rollins was a threat to all that was good in the universe.