I was feeling a little punchy over this whole salary cap space thing, and some of these seemed a little petty in retrospect, but I was hoping it could get the ball rolling with some much better suggestions from the peanut gallery.

1. Order $18 million dollars worth of Papa John's pizza for delivery to Roger Goodell's office. (This used to be an effective way to pull pranks on people. When the pizza guy showed up at the door with his hand out for the money, hilarity ensued. I am pretty sure the pizza companies have closed the loopholes on this one though.)

2. Have a team employee ask league officials if he can borrow a first-class postage stamp...39,130,435 times.

3. At the next league happy hour, put $18 million into the jukebox and play Michael Bolton's Greatest Hits on repeat. Doors that lock from the outside are important here. (This would not get us back our dough, but it would take 18 million pounds of flesh from the league.)