When Kyle Lohse turned down the St. Louis Cardinals' qualifying offer all the way back in 2012, the latest free agency rumors had him asking for five years and getting—say, three or four. Now, after an endless game of not-very-interested cat and mouse—in which Lohse is connected to some team, and said team says, "Nah, we're pretty set"—Lohse could be unemployed into March, the exact circumstances that brought him to the Cardinals in the first place back in 2008.

That year Lohse's $40 million contract evaporated into a one year deal worth $4.2 million; he got the long-term deal the following offseason, right before prices (and the economy) collapsed. (The Dow fell 778 points the same day he and John Mozeliak came to an agreement.)