The players don’t come but they sure go, and because these are the Jets we are talking about, you have every right to wonder whether Team Woody — owner Woody Johnson, general manger John Idzik and coach Rex Ryan — is asleep at the free agency switch.

On a day when Shonn Greene raced to the Titans faster than he ever hit a hole, on a day when Yeremiah Bell signed with the Cardinals, on a day when Dustin Keller was thinking about taking his talents to South Beach and pulling a reverse Jason Taylor, on a day when Brandon Gibson visited but left for Miami, the Jets retained Lex Hilliard.

J-E-S-T-S JESTS JESTS JESTS.

Johnson and Idzik aren’t merely cleaning house. They’re burning it to the ground!

Is the braintrust stranded on Revis Island, with no cell service? What’s the plan? Here’s the plan, as it looks today:

Wait until 2014!